A Japanese toy event without NSFW figures is kind of like trying to eat cereal without milk. Or look at Japanese upskirt photos without the right camera. Those things just kind of go together. While I try to save the naughty stuff for the dark hours of night, I did see a few things I knew I had had to throw into a gallery for you guys to gawk at and yell "What the hell is this?"

What do you think -- what's the most hilariously offensive thing in there?