The good mad Doctor Grordbort and his cohorts at Weta are at it yet again, this time inventing another wonderful ray-gun for all you Victorian era adventurers who need a more practical replacement for your Unnatural Selector blunderbuss. It is with my profound pleasure to present to you the Righteous Bison indivisible particle smasher.

 The Righteous Bison is the perfect weapon for all occasions, whether it be out on a sporting hunt with friends, or hunting the most dangerous game, the Bison is definitely your go-to sidearm. Lightweight and portable thanks to the wonderful imitation metals* used to make the gun, you should be able to finish off any prey without hesitation, and make it back to the plantation in time for a glass of cognac, a nice Zuban cigar, and a rousing lark with your fellow bon vivants.

The Bison will set you back about $100 American dollars, which with a weapon like this, you can easily earn back by mugging random buckskins in the street. Pre-orders are availabe now, and if you're interested, you best move fast. Because if history repeats itself, these will sell out rather quickly. If you don't mind, I'm gonna go bone up on my 19th century terms and phrases. Ya know, for research.

*metals which, when introduced to the atmostphere of Earth, appear to be that of various plastics