"Hulk smash?" More like "Hulk get smashed in the face!" Ka-pow! What do you say to that, big green man? That's right, nothing! I smashed you like an empty bottle of Jameson. I mean, really, you thought you could beat me?

Who the hell do you think I am? I'm Tony Stark! The Tony Stark. Who else could afford to pay $420 for this figure? Sure, you could save up the money between now and its release next year, but I don't have to do that! I could buy ten of them if I wanted. Can you do that, big green fighting machine? No, you can't.

You know, you should've just stayed in space where the Illuminati sent you. That way, you wouldn't have to suffer the shame of getting your ass handed to you by the Hulkbuster.

[Via The Awesomer]