The best part in the Rambo franchise is the part where he's going to save Stanley Spudowski from the P.O.W. camp, then he blows everything before we realize it was in Weird Al's imagination all along. Wait, that was UHF. Why doesn't someone make a figure series based off that flick?

Until then, we've got Stallone as John J. Rambo from First Blood Part II. This unarticulated premium format figure from Sideshow Collectibles stands a foot and a half tall and would set a fan of 80's action films back 290 bucks. They just started taking pre-orders, and they should begin shipping in the spring. I think I'll hold out for giant Tango & Cash statues. Sideshow, get on that. After you finish the UHF figures, of course.