If only I could. This etsy wonder item has already sold out, but oh how wonderful it'd be to have in my bed. Cuddling up with this cute plushie is a much for any Silent Hill fanatic. Knowing Colette, though, she'd steal this from me. Either her or Dale North. I know they've been practicing their filching skills recently.

And so, as you lay in bed at night, clutching Robbie tight, he'll be sure to protect you from whatever flayed dogs may try and rape you with their ant eater-like tongues. Of course, there's no telling what he might do to you if you let him drop to the floor. You wouldn't do that to Robbie, now would you?

You know, I don't even know if this would be the creepiest thing in my room, anyways.

[Via Offworld. Thanks, Hamza!]