Do you have any idea the amount of care and maintenance that goes into having a beard? The constant washing and cleaning twice a day to make sure it is as healthy and vibrant as you are, not to mention having to deal with all the women and men throwing themselves at you because of how sexy you are. I've learned to maintain the constant celebrity, but if you are incapable of growing a beard, the next best thing is to pick up one of these adorable Mr. Beardsley plush off of Etsy. The creator, username getintimidated, has a rather large line of different plush and toys, all adorned with an extremely adorable, well groomed beard.

You can check out her Etsy store here, where you can also pick up a one-of-a-kind custom mini munny of Mr. Beardsley. The asking price is a bit steep, but you do get a very unique item to add to your collection. Hopefully soon we can see a special Tazar edition, complete with a powerful beard to rival that of the original.

A man can dream anyway. Hit the gallery for some more photos of the Mr. Beardsley line.

[Via Toycyte]