For decades, my most effective stress reliever has been Street Fighter. When everything seems like it's crashing down on me, firing up the SNES and smacking some bizzos calms me down post haste. Sadly, this only helps when at home. It would be nice to let a hadouken fly when getting reamed by my boss at work. Who wouldn't love to spit some yoga flame when being questioned by the authorities. I know you want to rock some spinning bird-kick action every time that snooty maitre d' refuses to believe that you are Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago.

Now we're covered. Thanks to Street Fighter IV Real Voice Action Straps, you can roll out your special moves wherever you go. Each tiny arcade stick will make punching and kicking sounds when the buttons are pressed. Even cooler: input the proper joystick/button combos and your fighter will call out their special moves. They come in Ryu, Ken, Chun Li, and Dhalsim flavors. You can find them at Strapya's website for under $14. Seriously, guys. Stress balls are so 1987.